partybarackisinthehousetonight: if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
amisplacedpiece: i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true this
kittykatastrophic: marina-del-cyrus: Whenever I get period cramps I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…
yourendorphine: homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years i am crying right now i love you europe
stark trek: into darkness
awesomeisborn: GO WATCH IT NOW
itsbetterthananal: my dad just yelled up the stairs “CHLOE DID YOU KNOW THE WEATHERMAN WAS GAY I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GAY HE JUST GOT MARRIED TO HIS BOYFRIEND” and i was like which weatheman are we talking about here and he said “THE BLONDE ONE WITH THE SHARP HAIR CUT AND THE TIGHT PECS AND THE HOT ASS BODY” dad is there something you want to tell me
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villiljos: epochayur: justjasper: http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/TAG?from_tag=TAG e.g. http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/kittens?from_tag=photography bless you omfg
cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
For Those Confused About John Hurt.
shutupthisismymindpalace: thefirstprospect: “What I did was in the name of peace and sanity.” “I know. But not in the name of the Doctor.” Guys. It’s not 12. It’s 8.5. 11 knows who this is. It’s gotta be the Doctor who ended the time war. The disowned Doctor because he committed the acts that scarred 9 and 10 so deeply. Also. John Hurt + Matt Smith = John Smith. ^ THIS IS WHAT IM SAYIN. I...
eddie-the-coconut-head: tardisparkingonly: The Doctor’s name should be Justin Time. go home
princeowl: hannibal is such a serious business gritty gory show and the fandom is just
vaspim: And when people say they’re moving to a different country if Obama does this or that, like what country do you have in mind? “If Obama legalizes gay marriage I’m moving to Canada!” Boy are you in for a fucking treat.
Red Dawn remake
the-metres-gained: oh no Tyra is freaking out because her almost-boyfriend Thor George Kirk was killed and now Peeta is sad because his best friend’s been injected with a tracker
theonetruesmiler: nerdgasming: So let me get this straight. The Doctor can go into his own time line and that is fucking fine but he couldn’t have gone and picked up Amy and Rory? I call bullshit. He did say he couldn’t travel back in time for Manhatten, something to do with a time bubble created by the Weeping Angels, but I always wondered why Amy and Rory didn’t just leave the city so the...
Stephen doesn’t want to watch Red Dawn. I need you guys to impress upon him the awesomeness of that movie. Thanks.
oscarstardis: what if everyone’s like “doctOR WHo?!” and the doctor’s all “DOCTOR FUCK YOU” and punches the camera and it breaks and that’s it. that’s the special. Gordon Ramsey as the Doctor.
keep-calm-stay-healthy: recovery-ghost: Sometimes you make an argument that’s so solid and logical that you’re absolutely certain you got your point across, then someone replies to it with something so mindblowingly stupid that you have no idea how they managed to graduate from middle school.
turtandmamalivingfree: If you are 15 and ttc don’t even bother following me. Idc how mature you are.
lizthefangirl: faithandhopex3: SERIES 8 OF DOCTOR WHO ISN’T AIRING UNTIL LATE 2014. 20FREAKING14 WE GET THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY AND ACHRISTMAS SPECIAL THIS YEAR AND THAT’S IT FOR LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF WTF SO WE ARE THE NEW SHERLOCK FANDOM IS THAT IT Can you not fucking do math? It’s 2013. It will air fall of next year. That is less than a year. Why are people idiots?
aprrillll: According to my friend, porn is a “sick, sick, thing” and people who watch it are “disrespecting themselves” and “on the verge of being psychotic.” She claims it causes tons of abortions, rape, murders, and STDs. She’s going on and on about how people in committed relationships shouldn’t view it at all because it’s a form of cheating, it leads to wandering thoughts, and any women who...
irideonrainbows: Dear Shelockians, We could really, really use your shock blanket right about now. Sincerely, The whovians