You're from the 70's. But I'm a 90's bitch.

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• Things that end up ruining my childhood
• You don’t have to use emoticons after every sentence like you used to.
• Tumblr brings all them followers to your dashboard.
• Yup, that song.
• Mean Girls is Tumblr’s favorite movie.
• Milkshake is Tumblr’s favorite song.
• Tumblr’s favorite band is Vampire Weekend.
• Pedo Bear is Tumblr’s official mascot.
• Your followers are more or less your family and friends here.
• If it exists, there is a fuck/heck/hell/f yeah for it.
• FUCK. :-)
• Nobody cares.
• “WALANG TUMBLR FAMOUS!!!!!”
• Lol wat?
• sdkughjelfkiuhjdrfkubhslru is an adjective.
• Fuck what everybody says.
• Music is lyf.
• Contrary to popular belief, hate is not spelled as h8 and life is not spelled as lyf or lyfe.
• Memes are powerful.
• You should go fuck yourself.
• Haters gonna hate.
• sasdigherlukghjliervdf can be a substitute to anything.
• LULZ OK
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• Your ~**w0RdArT**~~ was not accepted.
• WELL WELL WELL, WATER WE HAVE HERE?
• Everybody hates school.
• End of story.
• We all have no lives.
• Slash idek.
• Jalex.
• We want Stephen and Jess to get married.
• But Jess is Jeff so that’s impossible! lol jk ok wierghid
• appreciation/love blog ‘10
• No, everybody will hates you if your going to be all wrong gramming.
• Hitler appreciation blog? 
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s stone was published today, thirteen years ago.

Happy 13th Birthday, HP

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OMG YAY CAN I COME

Everyone will be invited to the actual wedding next year. We are just doing a courthouse thing right now so we can get the paperwork for the Army.

So I feel safe telling you guys.

I know it’s dark here, you know that I’m scared too
For some reason right now, of everything but you
Right now you’re all that I recognize
You know I came here when I needed your soft voice
I needed to hear something that sounded like an answer
Now I wait here, and sometimes I get one

It’s nothing I’ll forget when the moon gets tired
You are stuck to me everyday
Believe in what I am because it’s all I have today
And tomorrow who knows where we’ll be
From here I can hardly see a thing 
But I will follow anyone who brings me to you
For now, forever, for on and on and on

You know it starts here, outside waiting in the cold
Kiss me once in the snow, I swear it never gets old
But I will promise you I can make it warmer next year
You know I came here when I needed your soft voice
I needed to hear something that sounded like an answer
Now I stay here, and everyday I get one

It’s nothing I’ll forget when the moon gets tired
You are stuck to me everyday
Believe in what I am because it’s all I have today
And tomorrow who knows where we’ll be
From here I can hardly see a thing 
But I will follow anyone who brings me to you
For now, forever, for on and on and on

So go plug in your electric blanket
We can stay in ‘till our southern summer wedding day
Go plug in your electric blanket
We can stay here