August 2011
- Delenn: This is Ambassador Delenn of the Minbari. Babylon 5 is under our protection. Withdraw, .. or be destroyed.
- Enemy Ship: Negative. We have authority here. Do not force us to engage your ship.
- Delenn: Why not? Only one human captain has ever survived battle with Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else!
July 2011
- Whenever someone dies:- DRINK
- Whenever the time war is mentioned:- DRINK
- Whenever someone mentions the Tardis is bigger on the inside:- DRINK
- Whenever there’s a shot of the Doctors footwear:- DRINK
- Whenever the Sonic Screwdriver is used:- DRINK
- Everytime the Doctor wears glasses:- DRINK
- Whenever someone is running:-YOU MUST BE DRINKING THROUGHOUT
- Whenever someone is crying:- YOU MUST BE DRINKING THROUGHOUT
- Whenever Bad Wolf is mentioned:- DRINK THRICE
- Everytime the Doctor uses the psychic paper:- DRINK
- Everytime the Doctor uses the alias John Smith:- DRINK
- When the Doctor kisses someone:- DRINK THRICE
- Whenever you see a flashback:- DRINK
- Whenever you hear the words ‘i’m sorry’, ‘oh yes’, ‘brilliant’, ‘medusa cascade’, ‘vortex’, ‘allons-y’, ‘time and space’:- DRINK
- Whenever someone makes a sinister prediction:- DRINK THRICE
- Whenever an alien planet or race is mentioned:- DRINK
- Everytime the Doctor uses his stethoscope:- DRINK THRICE
- Everytime a poor American accent is heard:- DRINK
- Whenever Captain Jack is flirting:- DRINK
- Whenever someone disobeys an order from the Doctor:- DRINK
- Everytime the Shadow Proclaimation is mentioned:- DRINK
- Whenever the Doctor is wearing his trenchcoat:- DRINK
- Everytime the Tardis takes off:- DRINK
- Everytime the Doctor mentions a little shop:- DRINK
- Everytime someone asks the Doctor for a surname or questions what he is a Doctor in:- DRINK
- When there is a regeneration:- ALL DRINKS MUST BE DOWNED
Additional Matt Smith Rules!
-Whenever the Doctor describes his bow tie as cool:- DRINK
Whenever the Doctor describes something other than his bow tie as cool:- DRINK THRICE
- Every time the Silence are mentioned:- DRINK
-Whenever Rory Dies:- DRINK THRICE
-Whenever cracks in time are mentioned:- DRINK
-Whenever the Doctor calls Amy, Amelia:- DRINK
- Neville Longbottom: Right then, so what's the plan Harry?
- Harry Potter: Okay, there's something we need to find, something hidden here in Pottermore, and it may help us log on to the site.
- Neville Longbottom: Right, what is it?
- Harry Potter: We don't know.
- Dean Thomas: Where is it?
- Harry Potter: We don't know that either. I realise that's not much to go on.
- Seamus Finnigan: That's nothing to go on.
“Sorry for the mess,”
And you’re like:
And you think of what your room looks like:
Hahahahahahahaha.







