Have dream someone is being a jerk. Wake up and person is actually being a jerk. Awesome.
I am alive. Just haven't been around much. This site is starting to hold more bad memories than good ones.
The nurse finally called back from my doctor's office. Her advice to keep from throwing up: "Don't eat food that make you sick." Because that thought had never occurred to me!
It's been two hours since I called the doctor's office and I have heard nothing. It's cool. Just blood coming from my stomach. NBD!
- Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
- Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
- Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
- Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
- Tumblr: PORN?
- Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
- Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
- Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Mitt Romney criticizing the President for playing golf while on vacation is like a multi-millionaire with two houses and four cars and who thinks "corporations are people, my friend" criticizing the President for playing golf while on vacation.
Apparently at some point I passed 14,000 posts. Well this is 14,010! You know what this calls for?!
Waiting to hear back from the doctor and watching He's Just Not That Into You. My throat feels like it's been gone over with a brillo pad. Ugh.