May 2012
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I really hate having contractions. Ugh. If they...
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NO ONE IS ACTUALLY VEGAN BECAUSE EVERYONE EATS A...
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That moment when the season finale of LOST ended...
I remember just staring at the TV going “Fuck you Abrams. Fuck you.” Out loud. For about 5 minutes.
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i’m not like other girls (: I’ M  S H I A  L A B E O U F
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waitingforbabyaustin: thanks for the advice ladies! i think i’ll stick to being ‘old fashioned’ and let my lady bits stay, ‘self cleaning’. ive never douched before, so i guess starting wouldn’t really be needed, and if i felt ‘dirty’ after austins born (i know there is a on of bleeding after birth etc etc) i’ll be sure to stock up massively on maxi pads and gyno. approved sprays. for some...
May 1st
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How does this show even make me feel bad for Ben?...
May 1st
Breaking.
hypmama: I haven’t been able to eat a thing today without the need to vomit immediately after, and I’m freaking out because I need to feed my baby:( The people who live underneath of us have been smoking ciggarettes and pot all day long and it is making me so much more nauseous than I already am.. and I just dunno what to do. I feel entirely useless, like shit, and a failure. I’ve been lying on...
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Jack: So we are all under house arrest?
Miles: No. You are free to leave whenever you want. I'll just shoot you in the leg.
May 1st
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Ate two McDoubles. Now I am hungrier than I was...
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If you are so disappointed that your baby's gender...
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If my plane ever crashes I hope Frank Lapidus is...
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April 2012
My doctor asked me if I was eating enough since I...
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petitedeath replied to your post: So I finally got a doctor that I liked in my practice today. It sounds like you have a great doctor, at least for the most part! I think its amazing you are going to go with hands and knees position. I really want to try that myself, or squatting, but I might chicken out and get an epidural. Well the practice I am in has 20 doctor’s and a midwife. So far I...
Apr 30th
Dear mommies and soon-to-be mommies,
neuroticparent: nerdgasming: If you have not watched “The Business of Being Born” then I URGE you to do so. It’s on Netflix and there are plenty of places to download it online. If you plan on giving birth in a hospital then it will definitely open your eyes! Doctors and hospitals will take advantage of you if they think that they can! Having a baby is not a medical condition! It is a natural...
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So I finally got a doctor that I liked in my...
She actually took the time to talk to me and didn’t treat me like I was stupid, for the most part. She also didn’t look at me like I was a 5 headed hydra when I said I didn’t want to breastfeed this time. That was nice. LOL She said pretty much that I would be better off laboring at home as long as possible because they will want to have me monitored when I go in, BUT that I...
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Dear mommies and soon-to-be mommies,
If you have not watched “The Business of Being Born” then I URGE you to do so. It’s on Netflix and there are plenty of places to download it online. If you plan on giving birth in a hospital then it will definitely open your eyes! Doctors and hospitals will take advantage of you if they think that they can! Having a baby is not a medical condition! It is a natural thing and the...
Apr 30th
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impulsivefarmer replied to your post: petitedeath replied to your post: Monthly prenatal… My mom said the same thing about being induced. She told me no matter what don’t let them induce you. Being induced is awful. Pitocin is made from Satan’s tears and sweat. Not to mention it’s so bad for you. 
Apr 30th
When someone thinks they can prevent stretchmarks:
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raisingourlittlefamily asked: Babe, that's SO good that you're going for a VBAC. They can't force you to do anything you don't want. Legally they can't...if you really don't want to get a repeat section then just go overdue. Don't let them talk you into letting them chop you open unless there is a medically viable reason. Can I ask, were interventions the reason why you ended up with a...
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petitedeath replied to your post: Monthly prenatal check-up tomorrow! I should go to bed! there are lots of ways to induce. just curious why are you against monitors? because i want to be able to walk around and move as I please. they can monitor intermittently but not constant. i am having an unmedicated labor and delivery and for that to happen i need to be able to have mobility. mammals were...
Apr 30th
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Monthly prenatal check-up tomorrow! I should go to...
I have my birth plan pretty much set that I want to discuss. Most of it is stuff that even even they deny my requests, once I get to the hospital I will not let them do something that I don’t want. They can’t force me to have and IV and they can’t force me to be hooked up to monitors.  I also want to discuss my daughter being there if possible. We don’t really have a lot...
Apr 30th
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When first time moms are set on making a schedule...
fullcollapse: nerdgasming: Newborns do not care about schedules.  At all. Feed when hungry and change when dirty is about the only schedule you can count on. But you can’t tell anyone that because they will get pissed off…  And I’m just like “just trying to help”. No one told me this stuff. You would think this would be common sense. But so many people see babies as a cute inconvenience...
Apr 30th
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Clive Palmer plans to build Titanic II →
Asked today if the Titanic II could sink, Mr Palmer told reporters: “Of course it will sink if you put a hole in it.”   He added: “It is going to be designed so it won’t sink.” “It will be designed as a modern ship with all the technology to ensure that doesn’t happen.” “But, of course, if you are superstitious like you are, you never know...
Apr 30th
When first time moms are set on making a schedule...
Newborns do not care about schedules.  At all. Feed when hungry and change when dirty is about the only schedule you can count on. But you can’t tell anyone that because they will get pissed off…  And I’m just like “just trying to help”. No one told me this stuff.
Apr 30th
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delilahandjack: I guess last night was my local high school’s prom. That’s where all of my “friends” go. And last night I was just sitting at home, on tumblr, crying because my face feels like shit. Man, I live the life. Probably doesn’t help but prom is overrated. I left mine after 30 minutes. 
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caseyandbabychase: ablogotto replied to your post: I know how hard it is, but I envy single mothers sometimes. the grass isnt greener on this side i promise. :/ i can imagine how much harder it is… lots of respect and love to you single mummies Being a single mother was so much easier with my daughter than having to deal with her father’s bullshit. If my husband hadn’t had been...
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Pregnant girl problems...I just had my lunch and...
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Mommy's!
sunshinecaitlin: tiggany127: I Have a question about stretch marks! How are you preventing them? What products are you using? And do they work? Answer will be very helpful<3  Thank you Genetics does play a big part. But i read that keeping your skin hydrated helps A LOT. It helps your skins elasticity. So basically, drink tons of water. Moisturize multiple times a day. Also, after...
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Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
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Set the air on 75. Too hot. Set it on 74. Too...
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get to know meee? :)
1 - Who was the last person you texted?
2 - When is your birthday?
3 - Who do you want to be with right now?
4 - What sports do you play?
5 - Who is the first person in your contacts?
6 - What is your favorite song as of the moment?
7 - If you were stranded on an island, who do you wish to be with?
8 - What do you feel right now?
9 - What chocolate is your favorite?
10 - How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have?
11 - Why did you create a Tumblr account?
12 - Who is your favorite blogger?
13 - Where do you want to be right now?
14 - What do you want to be in the future?
15 - When was the last time you cried? Why?
16 - Are you happy?
17 - Who do you miss?
18 - If you were given a chance, would you like to have a different life?
19 - What was the best thing you were given?
20 - Who was the last person who called you?
21 - What is your favorite dish?
22 - Who is your bestfriend?
23 - What is your biggest regret?
24 - Have you ever cheated on your partner?
25 - Who do you spend crazy moments with?
26 - Name someone pretty.
27 - Who was the last person you hugged?
28 - What kind of music do you listen to?
29 - Are you over your past?
30 - Who is the last person in your contacts?
31 - What kind of person do you want to date?
32 - Do you have troubles sleeping at night?
33 - From whom was the last text message you received?
34 - What do you prefer, jeans or skirt?
35 - How’s your heart?
36 - Did you ever have a girlfriend/boyfriend whose name starts with a “J”?
37 - Do you like someone as of the moment?
38 - What would you want to say to your latest ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend?
39 - Do you have any phobias?
40 - Did you try to change for a person?
41 - What’s the nicest thing have you given to someone?
42 - Would you go back to your previous relationship?
43 - Are you in a good or bad mood?
44 - Name someone you can’t live without.
45 - Describe your dream date.
46 - Describe your dream wedding.
47 - How many roses did you receive last Valentine’s?
48 - Have you ever been kissed?
49 - How long is your longest relationship?
50 - Do you regret your past?
51 - Can you do something stupid for someone else?
52 - Have you ever cried over someone?
53 - Do you have a grudge against anyone?
54 - Are you a crybaby?
55 - Do people praise you for your looks?
56 - Did you fall for someone you shouldn’t?
57 - Have you ever done something bad but you don’t regret?
58 - Do you like getting hurt?
59 - Does anyone hate you?
60 - Did you slap anyone whose name starts with an “R”?
61 - What hair color do you prefer?
62 - If you can change anything about yourself, what is it?
63 - Do you love someone as of the moment?
64 - Have you ever thought of killing yourself?
65 - Do you have issues with somebody in your school?
66 - Can you live without internet?
67 - What’s the song that remind you of your special someone?
68 - Are you good at holding back your tears?
69 - Are you a crybaby?
70 - Have you ever experienced being hysterical?
71 - Are you a KPOP fan?
72 - Do you study hard?
73 - Have you ever sacrificed something important to you for someone you love?
74 - Did you ever had a kiss under the moonlight?
75 - Have you ever ridden a boat?
76 - Did you have an accident last year?
77 - What kind of person are you?
78 - Have you ever thought of killing someone?
79 - Have you ever been jealous?
80 - How can you prove your love to someone?
81 - What are you thinking right now?
82 - Who is the 6th person in your contacts?
83 - Do you have any memories you want to erase?
84 - Have you been hurt so bad that you can’t find words to explain how you feel?
85 - Did you ever badmouth someone?
86 - Have you ever had an argument with someone?
87 - Do you have trust issues?
88 - Are you broken-hearted?
89 - Who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”?
90 - Do you think all the pain is worth it?
91 - Do you believe in the phrase “If it’s meant to be, it will be”?
92 - Who do you want to marry?
93 - Do you believe in destiny?
94 - Have you ever thought “I already found my soulmate”?
95 - How do you look right now?
96 - Do you believe that first true love never dies?
97 - Have you found your true love?
98 - What should you be doing right now?
99 - Name one of your ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends.
100 - Did you ever feel like you’re not good enough?
Apr 30th
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OMG! Look what I just found on Matt's phone...
caseyandbabychase: :D I thought I didn’t have a single picture of the positive test, but he took one :) ! The line was so faint and Matt was so desperate for us to be pregnant he was like “I don’t want to look, don’t tell me unless you’re sure…” and I said “a line is a line babe… we’re pregnant!” at which point he started crying haha! So yeah, there’s my pee stick guys That line...
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blowmyfish: if you’re the type of person that says “giggity” after ANYTHING then you’re not a person that I want to be around giggity.
Apr 30th
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